What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 14:10
What do you mean son?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Do you know what she said mum?
True - how I loved my mum!
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
What! how could you do that?
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why do some people believe that Homelander would be no match for Superman or Thor?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.